The Moment Every Steam Deck Owner Fears
We’ve all had those heart-stopping tech moments, but one Steam Deck user’s recent Reddit post took hardware anxiety to new heights. Their now-viral plea—“On a scale of 1 to 11, how cooked am I?”—accompanied by a photo of their visibly damaged handheld, sparked both sympathy and comic relief across gaming communities.

What Went Wrong?
While the exact circumstances remain mysterious (the owner stayed coy about the disaster’s origin), the visual evidence tells a grim story:
- Display Issues: Visible screen artifacts and discoloration
- Case Damage: Noticeable warping near the vents
- Unknown Internals: The real worry lies beneath the surface
The post immediately became a gathering spot for amateur detectives. Some speculated liquid damage, others suspected an unfortunate encounter with extreme heat, while a few joked about “achieving maximum portability a little too aggressively.”

The Internet’s Verdict
Commenters delivered their diagnoses with equal parts tech expertise and dark humor:
“That’s an 11/10 cooked. Congratulations—you’ve invented the Steam Deck Well-Done Edition.”
“At least now you have an excuse to upgrade to the OLED model.”
“Put it in rice. No, wait—actually, put it in the oven at 350°F to reverse the cooking process.”
On a Scale of 1 to 11. How cooked am I?
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Actual Recovery Advice
Beneath the jokes emerged genuine help:
- Contact Valve Support: Surprisingly lenient with repairs
- Disassembly Check: Might just be a loose ribbon cable
- Local Repair Shops: Many now specialize in Deck repairs
- Salvage Parts: The SSD and controls may still have value
One repair technician noted: “I’ve seen Decks come back from worse. Don’t panic until Valve support tells you to panic.”
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A Cautionary Tale
Beyond the laughs, this serves as a reminder to all portable PC owners:
- Invest in a good case (not the oven kind)
- Avoid extreme temperatures (both hot and cold)
- Know your warranty terms before experimenting
- Back up saves regularly—hardware fails, memories shouldn’t
The owner later updated that Valve offered a reasonable out-of-warranty repair option, proving there’s often hope after hardware heartbreak.